Things I Don't Understand

• People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Serious ick.
• People who smoke right before heading into the gym to workout. They smell bad to begin with and smell even worse once they start sweating. And, really, what's the point of working out if you're already trying to kill yourself?
• The guy I overheard at Target tonight who said, "I mean why should I spend $3,000.00 for one when I can buy two of these for the same price and we can make a 64" TV out of the two of them?" Uhm...really?