Just A Few Complaints

Hey, Pizza Man!

When I order a spinach, feta and pepperoni pizza, please don't deliver a spinach, pepperoni and garlic pie! Also, when I ask for ranch dressing for the side orders of pita bread, please don't forget it next time (you know, for the third time in a row).

Thanks,
H

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Dear Comcast On Demand,

Please bring back the Noggin and Baby Boost menu options as soon as possible. #1 and #2 really miss the Bilingual Baby French 1 video and we all miss having access to Jack and Sportacus whenever we want (especially Mumma).

Thanks,
H

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Dear Brain,

Please shut up at night so I can get some sleep. I'm begging you.

Thanks,
Exhausted H